Dear open letter,
I've wanting to write this to you for a long time. I feel guilty for not having told you this earlier. You see, intellectualism has created this opinion that outraging and voicing out opinions and harsh reactions on paper can change the society and eliminate cancer and corruption ." A pen is mightier than the sword" is the most quoted quote these days. Never mind the fact that in a few years all pens will be replaced by touchscreens and keyboards. And try slicing a tomato with a pen. You will just get tomato juice all over you like you fell into a tub of ketchup.
Anyway back to the point. I am not going to mince my words. It is high time you realized the truth: you are useless. Utterly, butterly, useless. Come to think of it, were you written on paper, I could have atleast used you to wipe my butt after a shit. But I just got hit by this truck of realization that the worst thing you could ever be in the universe is a digital open letter.
Why ? Because you are mostly just an opinion. Mostly. And opinions on the internet are more than individual sand grains on the beach. Worthless.
Second: On the internet you are addressed to either
a) a person who doesn't know English
b) isn't on facebook (or)
c) makes too much money to give a fuck about you
So chum. It took me a lot of effort to tell you this. I know it is hard, but being a good friend of yours, I have no choice but to lay it out infront of you. Please die. You are simply not worth it.
Your Sincerely,
Another useless open letter.
I've wanting to write this to you for a long time. I feel guilty for not having told you this earlier. You see, intellectualism has created this opinion that outraging and voicing out opinions and harsh reactions on paper can change the society and eliminate cancer and corruption ." A pen is mightier than the sword" is the most quoted quote these days. Never mind the fact that in a few years all pens will be replaced by touchscreens and keyboards. And try slicing a tomato with a pen. You will just get tomato juice all over you like you fell into a tub of ketchup.
Anyway back to the point. I am not going to mince my words. It is high time you realized the truth: you are useless. Utterly, butterly, useless. Come to think of it, were you written on paper, I could have atleast used you to wipe my butt after a shit. But I just got hit by this truck of realization that the worst thing you could ever be in the universe is a digital open letter.
Why ? Because you are mostly just an opinion. Mostly. And opinions on the internet are more than individual sand grains on the beach. Worthless.
Second: On the internet you are addressed to either
a) a person who doesn't know English
b) isn't on facebook (or)
c) makes too much money to give a fuck about you
So chum. It took me a lot of effort to tell you this. I know it is hard, but being a good friend of yours, I have no choice but to lay it out infront of you. Please die. You are simply not worth it.
Your Sincerely,
Another useless open letter.
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