I have come to a conclusion. I hate writing.
Goodbye long sentences. My brain can no longer concentrate on them.
Goodbye tough words. My brain isn't too worried about the nuances. I get the gist.
Goodbye philosophy. You are mostly bullshit.
Goodbye opinion. Your statistical significance is so low that even Frodo will have to bend down to see it.
Goodbye morality. Thanks to you i get into a "who has a bigger moral penis" competition with people on the INTERNET.
Goodbye Grammar. You will be obsolete in a few years.
Goodbye issues. Who cares about you?
Goodbye scandals. You will be replaced by larger, grander successors.
Goodbye politics. I could never figure you out.
Goodbye computer. You ruined my chances into IIT and crore scale dowry.
Goodbye long sentences. My brain can no longer concentrate on them.
Goodbye tough words. My brain isn't too worried about the nuances. I get the gist.
Goodbye philosophy. You are mostly bullshit.
Goodbye opinion. Your statistical significance is so low that even Frodo will have to bend down to see it.
Goodbye morality. Thanks to you i get into a "who has a bigger moral penis" competition with people on the INTERNET.
Goodbye Grammar. You will be obsolete in a few years.
Goodbye issues. Who cares about you?
Goodbye scandals. You will be replaced by larger, grander successors.
Goodbye politics. I could never figure you out.
Goodbye computer. You ruined my chances into IIT and crore scale dowry.
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