Owing to overwhelming pressure of patriotic tweets ,shares and likes sweeping the country a man today was forced to tweet "Happy Independence day" tweets and reply to incoming wishes on his facebook wall.
Mr. Jai Hind Singh , a programmer in Bangalore , who thought he would be independent of his American master for one day and sit and enjoy a day not staring at a monitor for 20 hrs , was perturbed when his cellphone started beeping and spitting out independence day tweets and shares . Not wanting to be seen as a terrorist by the NSA and UPA monitoring his tweets, Mr. Singh quickly tweeted an independence day tweet and due to this simple mistake was forced to respond to each and every mention with the #indyday tag from his social circle. Infact the only thing Mr.Singh was able to do on independence day was to go to the toilet without having to told to do so . Mr.Singh's friend Vijaykanth says " I waz enraged when I bound dad Singh did nod dweed Aapy independence dai. I dot dad he waz bakistaaan deeviravadhi and celebraded Independence Dai yesderdai . Only aafder his dweed did I conclude dad he is Gundian ".
Mr. Jai Hind Singh , a programmer in Bangalore , who thought he would be independent of his American master for one day and sit and enjoy a day not staring at a monitor for 20 hrs , was perturbed when his cellphone started beeping and spitting out independence day tweets and shares . Not wanting to be seen as a terrorist by the NSA and UPA monitoring his tweets, Mr. Singh quickly tweeted an independence day tweet and due to this simple mistake was forced to respond to each and every mention with the #indyday tag from his social circle. Infact the only thing Mr.Singh was able to do on independence day was to go to the toilet without having to told to do so . Mr.Singh's friend Vijaykanth says " I waz enraged when I bound dad Singh did nod dweed Aapy independence dai. I dot dad he waz bakistaaan deeviravadhi and celebraded Independence Dai yesderdai . Only aafder his dweed did I conclude dad he is Gundian ".
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